54-A Massive Stumble Backwards

10 strokes gained, 8 of which were putts. 25 putts on a par 35 means I’d have to stick the green on both par 4’s, and hit the green in reg on 5 out of the 7 par 4’s and 5’s. It can’t be done, at least not by me. So, do I adjust my absurdly ambitious goal? Do I spend time warming up on the putting practice green before teeing off? No! I buy a new putter, expected to arrive in early July. Until then, my scores will swing wildly with my putting. And with swings this massive, the projected date I’ll cross at 39 is almost exactly when Ramona’s scheduled to hit her goal weight - July 27. $25 owed to Ramona, $200 to Vice for a new putter.

Chilling with your cousin while shitting in your diaper, knowing your dad just shit his pants on the golf course.